I'M HERE!

I'M HERE, DON'T WORRY! I am here to answer the phone, therefore...business can go on as usual.

I feel that my job is...less than important. So, to keep my self-confidence, I pretend that I'm the most important person here.

FEAR NOT! FOR I AM NOW PRESENT, TO DRIVE AWAY ALL DISTRACTIONS SUCH AS TELEMARKETERS AND UNWANTED NOVELTY MAGAZINES! I SHALL PROTECT THEE FROM UNDESIRED VISITORS AND BOTHERSOME COLLEGUES!