Shit rolls downhill

I realized that if the person above you gets shit on, you get shit on...Or more specifically, I get shit on. Since I'm at the bottom of the shit-ladder, I get most of the shit, and I have nobody below me to shovel it on to. If the person above me is overloaded with shit, she'll give some of it to me...which is a lot...A WHOLE LOT OF SHIT. So now I have this shit to deal with, on top of my other work. I will not be here my whole life. I promised myself I would not be at the bottom of the food chain, the bottom of the hill. I will climb the ladder no matter how much shit I have to walk through, I will have people under me and I will never again be the Milton of this Initech world we live in...

"I need no saving, I will save myself. I am self sufficient, I am self willed, I control my world, I control my destiny, there is no man who can take me down, there is no man who can kill me. Only god can take me, and he is not ready. He is only ready when I am dead."