In Case You Didn't Notice

I deleted my blog, seeing as how I haven't updated in like a month and don't really care to any more. Oh, some Crazyeric quotes:

"It's like a...hickory orgy dude." [describing a campfire]
"I like to whack shit." [As seen on The Vision]
"I-O-O." [pronounced eye-oh, means: I don't know]
"That's a hell of a way to treat an ant, dude." [then continued by explaining that animals are people too]
"When you're hardcore, things happen...Einstein was hardcore." [strokes mustache contemplatively]
"I don't like beer...it gives you the shits." [so Disarronno is better]
"Ten feet tall dude." [I must have asked him over 100 times in one night how tall Jack Girardi was]

And many, many more I forgot in the haze...Crazyeric: here's to you. Remember we will listen to System of a Down on every camping trip from now on. Brett: I just bought Journey's Greatest Hits: I need to burn it for you. Oh, and in case there was any doubt: I like beer. Just figured I oughta say it right up front. It's gotta be like the best invention ever. In the words of the great Benjamin Franklin: "Beer is proof that God loves man." Now if you will excuse me, I have business to attend to.

I'M HERE!

I'M HERE, DON'T WORRY! I am here to answer the phone, therefore...business can go on as usual.

I feel that my job is...less than important. So, to keep my self-confidence, I pretend that I'm the most important person here.

FEAR NOT! FOR I AM NOW PRESENT, TO DRIVE AWAY ALL DISTRACTIONS SUCH AS TELEMARKETERS AND UNWANTED NOVELTY MAGAZINES! I SHALL PROTECT THEE FROM UNDESIRED VISITORS AND BOTHERSOME COLLEGUES!